Cherie hagiography erases 1975 wedding to Bush and birth of chimaera daughter

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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FagHagiography: Cherie publishes a whopper

London - (Reuterus): Cherie Blair's autobiography has carefully expunged her 1975 Havana wedding to the GOP tribute artiste who has successfully impersonated George W Bush ever since Charles Manson helpfully shot and buried the original, (only) slightly less drunken version.

Also missing from all the action are details of the hideous spawn of that Cherie union, a monstrous creature made up of the very worst parts of both her bestial parents and a successful Opus Dei debt collector living in London.

The existence of the chimaera first came to police notice after Bush and Blair were caught red-handed trying to steal Saudi crude assets.

Using a corrupt oil company called Arbusto Bush claimed ownership of Saudi pipleline installations.

But money was being leached from his company after Cherie forged his signature to help herself to $$$s in alimony and child support payments.

Eventually the ugly truth emerged and Cherie was forced to backtrack and marry Bush's half-brother Blair - after stitching up his first wife, a bastard daughter of George Bush Senior and a half sibling to the daftasss twerp who became 'Princess Diana'.

Gary Glitter is 69.

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