Jennifer Clark,33, an office manager from London has been largely ostracised by the entire female population of the western world for her inability to identify with any of the characters of the TV show and movie Sex And The City.
'My friend Elaine says she is sooo Carrie Bradshaw. And she says it just like that - 'sooo.' Where are we? California? Anyway her rationale for it is that she used to have blonde hair and pays way too much for shoes. We fell out because she tried to pin this 'Samantha' label on me but I am nothing like that character. I don't work in PR, I don't sleep around and I don't talk smut over breakfast with airheads. What is the big deal anyway. It's only f*****g TV for f***s sake.It's times like these I wish I had a cock.' she said in a typical Miranda style rant.
Jermaine Greer went on record to say 'OMG have you seen the movie? It's so like me and my friends. Oh and I got these shoes. They are just like Carrie Bradshaw's except from Camden Market.'
A spokesman from HBO, makers of Sex & The City said 'Perhaps if Ms Clark removed the sand from her vagina and watched the show, she might get laid once in a while.'