David Blaine insists "I'm the reincarnation of Gandalf"

Funny story written by Sp00ns

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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David Blaine yesterday appearing on Oprah

Magic man David Blaine has made an outrageous claim saying he is "the reincarnation of Gandalf The Great".

Whilst appearing on Oprah Winfrey last night, Blaine, 50, claimed that he is indeed the reincarnation of the famed wizard.

"I've known for ages, what with all the magic stuff I can do" Blaine added. "I can do loads of stuff you haven't seen, such as turn my hair into lamb mince, make crabs talk, and create universes in my knott hole!"

Oprah, 70, added that she had once seen Blaine conjour an entire pizza out of thin air with only the use of his mobile phone.

When questioned about his claim to being reincarnated to Gandalf, Blain quipped "If you don't believe me, I'll make fire shoot from my eyes and burn your kids"

David Blaine is set to undertake a new stunt next month in Padstow, Dorset. The magician will walk on water and then disappear with only the aid of a small boat and diving equipment.

"It'll be dead easy" the sallow eyed magician whispered, "Well easy, you just watch with your pitiful human eyes"

Blaine was then reported to disappear behind part of the studio set after leaving a particularly pungent smell in the air.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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