Written by Jesus Budda

Friday, 7 September 2007

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David Blaine - Spotted walking on sunshine

Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.

"I'm going to be coated in mouse urine", droned Blaine, "and I'm going to stand in the middle of Times Square for a month. And I'm going to be balancing a small monkey on my nose. And I'm not going to drink any soda. Ever.".

His manager commented: "No-one has tried this before in history so you can bet your ass that this is gonna be a trip".

Asked what this has to do with magic or illusion, Mr Blaine refused to reply and merely stared at reporters for a number of hours without blinking.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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