David Blaine holds in his own ego on Oprah

Written by ScottThe Dot

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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Delusionist David Blaine, held his ego in check for a full seventeen minutes 4 seconds on the Oprah Winfrey show today.

"It's the longest I have ever gone without shouting 'Look at me!'' said the Craig David lookalike David Blaine at a press conference today.

"It would have been hard to miss me, dressed in a silver suit in a giant bowl, on national TV but still I felt the urge to shout 'Look!Look! Look how clever I am! It was only the fact that I cant breathe in water that stopped me.'

In previous stunts Blaine set records for the length of time a single American has been ridiculed by The British public.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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