Written by justin_is_fit

Monday, 21 April 2008

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Number 24, Joe and Sophie's cell

The son of TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda was cruelly murdered by Sophie Jayne, it was revealed last night.

Poor JB was crying his eyes out that his son had gone missing. 'I am worried for his safety,' said the shaky-headed author. 'He cannot survive long in this cruel world.'

Little did he know that fellow spoof writer Sophie Jayne was waiting to swoop in and steal poor little Henman.

Not only did she kidnap him, kill him and look at him funny, but the 'she-maiden' admitted to several other offences

'Yes, because not only am I a murdering rapist but also a car thief, not to mention a drug dealer.'

Many people were shocked at her open confession to all of these terrible offences on a web page forum, but then again let's face it; cleverness has never been Sophie's strong point! In fact Criminal weekly, the UK's top crime magazine, voted her #1 rubbishest murderer of all time, she said yesterday she was very 'proud.'

The story gets worse for poor Henman, as after Sophie had finished tormenting him, his body was given to JOE RUNT (*name has been slightly changed for legal reasons) who did even WORSE still to him. So bad that I can't even type then out! But today when Sophie and Rosie informed Joe that some random guy (JB) thinks he killed his son he said: 'SHIT, ROSIE SOPHIE YOUR GOING TO GET ME KILLED.' And he ran off crying like a girl.

Hopefully Sophie and Joe will get to share a prison cell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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