Europe Launches First Shuttle Mission

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Sunday, 9 March 2008

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Kourou, French Guiana (IPP) - The Europeon Space Agency (ESA) launched an Ariane rocket from Europe's space port in South America. The Ariane is piloted by Mexican astronauts. ESA has been outsourcing its astronaut jobs in order to save money.

The Arianne will deliver new ATM machines and coin modules designed to accept Euro coins in the sandwich machines and other vending machines on board the International Space Station (ISS). Astronauts that fail to bring the proper change will go hungry on board the ISS so the American astronauts there were forced to panhandle for money from their Europeon counter parts.

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