14 year old Billy was the butt of many school pranks and beatings but all that changed earlier today when he removed his spectacles and revealed himself to be a super stud.
The teenager, who attends St. Studly School For Aspiring Studs, Denver, Col. , always felt out of place amongst his muscular peers. He became accustomed to being trapped for days in lockers and receiving multiple wedgies.
But all that changed when during a class outing to Denver's famous Mork and Mindy Museum, Billy stumbled on a carpet made entirely from Robin Williams chest hair.
"I tripped and my head hit the ground. I wasn't hurt but my nerd spec's were broken", says Billy, "everyone kinda stopped and was looking at me differently".
"I glanced in a mirror and then I saw it - I was a muscular He Man. My whole life has changed. I'm dating every Playboy from the last 3 years. It's great".
"I never understood my my parents enrolled me at St. Studly's but now I realize I've achieved my true potential".
Billy is also considering a name change too.
"I think '6-pack Man' sounds a little better than Billy, don't ya think?" , said the smiling lad.
