Call Centre Staff to be Screened For 'Hotness'

Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Thursday, 16 August 2007

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Call Centre Bird = Eye Candy

LONDON (Defecated News) - In a move that has been labelled by some left-wing nutters as 'sexist', pharmaceutical giant Pyoobi Care has announced that all call centre staff will have to be good-looking to get the job.

"Mingers just don't cut the mustard with me" explained head of HR Jack Sheete.

"Mingers make others miserable. Blokes as well as chicks, you know, I ain't sexist. Fit people increase staff morale and therefore productivity, sales and turnover", he added.

Farty Chakrabarty, top minger in Human Rights movement Libateez described the move as 'cynical, prejudiced and wrong'

Sheete responded to these allegations by saying, "she would see that, fuckin rug-munching minging queen. Face like a slapped arse, that one. She's never get a proper job with me."

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