Written by PK the Weiner

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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An out of work Elf, yesteday.

Every year on Christmas I would run down the stairs and look under the tree and in my stockings for the presents from Santa. Little did I know where those toys came from back then, now I know that they came from the elves, but not any more.

One of Santa's closest relatives, the Tooth Fairy has finally kicked the bucket, and just who did he leave his toothy fortune to? None other than Santa Claus.

With his new fortune, Santa went and bought some fancy new Machines that would make the toys for him, now Santa has no use for those poor little Elves.

He had to lay off all but the Fix-it elves, now those poor elves are out looking for jobs.

Some are making it as leprechauns, what else do you do with a 1,000,000 year old fortune? Others are attempting the toy business but they just cant compete with China.

These Elves need YOUR elp! If you would like to help these elves please send a donation to The Elf Foundation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Christmas, Santa

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