Funny story written by walter

Sunday, 6 January 2008

I don't need to be a psychologist to understand how my mind functions. All I need is to differentiate amongst ' thinking', 'remembering', and 'mental pop-ups.' When I try, in vain, to understand the true nature of the present quagmire on earth I call this mental process 'thinking'. When I try to recall what I bought for my wife last year as Christmas present, I call it remembering! Next comes my invention i.e. 'pop-ups', which occur between wakefulness and sleep.

Pop-up Type-1 is, strangely enough, an involuntary mental process. When it takes place I can momentarily experience a personal event, good or bad, that happened long time ago. I have no clue as to what causes it to pop up! Additionally, when it occurs, it actives all senses, even the sense of smell. Briefly, it overpowers present time.

Pop-up Type-2 often occurs while I go to bed. It is utterly unprecedented and wild, but it is not dreaming. For instance, I have recently experienced visualizing strange movements and commotions, normally colorful, such as tempests, hurricanes, tsunami, earthquakes, lavas, explosions, people blown away or falling into deep shafts, or the surface of the earth being covered with blood; body parts strewn here and there; a headless body firmly grabbing a passerby's bleeding leg or a chopped off head cursing bystanders.

After coming back to normal consciousness, I kept wondering if watching TVs or movies had caused all this. Then somehow the word 'chaos' came to my mind. I gave 'chaos' to google which offered 108,000,000 results. It was too much. I decided to use my common sense to figure out what 'chaos' meant.

A bird's-eye view of USA's administration, House of Representatives, Senate House TVs, mass media etc all led me to believe that the whole world is in chaos. Whether it's chaos or a strategy the result of this trend is confusion. We all know that integration is in process and strongly supported. Like it or not, this is similar to landslide. It uproots old trees. In most cases, it gets out of hand. Finally, I drew the conclusion that earth is on the verge of anther Noah type cleansing.

Then I saw, a chopper on the White House lawn waiting for Laura and George Bush. I heard Laura shouting:
• Honey, what is taking you so long? Hurry up! We need to get on the shuttle before things really get worse. They may take off for the spaceship without us. The automated nukes may go off or germs released. Say goodbye to the planet earth and get on board. (I heard George shouting back)
• Coming. Just looking for my chamber pot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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