US Ally, Colombia Finds Evidence of WMD's

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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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US ally, Colombia, in defense of its recent attack upon Ecuador, has claimed the presence of ingredients for a "dirty bomb" among FARC insurgents in Ecuador.

Colombian officials announced: "Colin Powell and Condie Rice told us that they have a lot of experience spotting weapons of mass destruction. US Worst President Ever GW Bush called us himself on the red phone to warn us of the FARC dirty bomb.

"If it was a clean bomb, you know the one's civilized people like the USA and the UK use to kill people, we could not justify such an attack on a sovereign nation but with intelligence from such impeccable sources as the US CIA and Bush's Ouija Board, how could we have hesitated!"

Critics have suggested that the US is only interested in invading Colombia for it's "coffee". The same reason it struck Afghanistan in 2001.

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