Following the success of The Spice Girls, Take That and Led Zeppelin, Mrs Thatcher has announced that she will be undertaking a tour of the UK with the surviving members of her various cabinets.
The tour - entitled "The lady's not for turning" - will involve both group and solo performances. Favourites expected to be included are the Miner's Strike, Lawson's faith in shadowing the Deutschmark and Thatcher's blind hatred of all things European.
The grand finale is expected to be a re-introduction of the poll tax in the face of huge opposition from the audience, leading to widespread violence and culminating in the end of the show and Mrs Thatcher's career.
