Dr. Ivan Agenda, Professor Emeritus of Philosophical Twaddle at the Free University of Central Kansas (FUCK) revealed today that he now has incontrovertible proof that evolution theory is "a bunch of made-up crap".
Addressing the Serious Christian's Annual Memorial (SCAM) convention in Redneck,Texas, Dr. Agenda said there was no further need for debate on the subject, as Intelligent Design was now the only plausible explanation of how we came to be here.
"While on an archaeological dig at the North Pole, we began to excavate a likely site, but after a few metres we found only water. To me this proves that a Supreme Being made the world in 6 days.", said the Dr.. " Also, I have in my wallet a picture of a young Bridgette Bardot, nude. If you think monkeys walking on their back legs can come up with something like that you're crazy.".
FUCK said that the Dr. was indeed Professor Emeritus until 1997, when he was dismissed after being found to have had sexual relations with a male goat. The goat was chair of the School of Veterinary Medicine at the time. FUCK say that while the Dr. is entitled to his opinion they fear he is involved in a SCAM. The goat refused to comment.
