Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that", he said.
He says it is a much friendlier environment than the Presidency was, and he does not have to deal with all of the crap. He advises all store employees to keep big guns with them for robberies, and has instituted a shoot first and ask questions later policy.
Speculation is he is putting armed soldiers in the stores at night to prevent any funny business. He will also have the interviews screen extremists out.
