Man Vs Wild Finds Amelia Earhart on Island

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

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Howland Island (IP) - Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls was filming a Man Vs Wild episode on a remote island near Howland Island and stumbled into Amelia Earhart who had survived a rough landing on the island decades ago.

Amelia had hardly aged due to the water she had been drinking on the island which has anti-aging minerals. She had been surviving all of this time on a diet of sea food, coconuts, quail, and blueberries which are all foods with anti-aging qualities.

Amelia looked better than when she landed and she was all over Bear much like a hobo on a ham sandwich or a bum on a baloney sandwich or plastic explosives on a Palestinian or a police sergeant on a jelly donut or shade on a municipal employee or bade taste at a rap contest.

Bear finally had to shoot her with a tranquillizer gun and then he and his crew were able to make good their escape to another island just over the horizon. Unfortunately the crew lost their GPS device and Amelia is again lost but none the worse for her age and wear.

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