Man vs Wild and Survivorman Food on MacDonald's Menu

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - MacDonalds has introduced a new menu featuring the foods eaten by Survivorman and Man Vs Wild stars during their survivor shows.

Pine grubs are being raised on large pine tree farms and they are ground up and put into the hamburgers. The grubs give the burgers a piney taste. Snake burgers are now available also.

Armadillo on the half shell has been introduced in Texas and Florida and the kids eating at the fast food joints there just can't get enough of the slow footed mammals with the hard shell.

Termites, ants, lizards, and turtles are also appearing on the menu and special farms have been set up to insure that a constant supply of the wild food is always available.

Catsup is the one food product that has stayed the same in that catsup has more bugs in it than any other food. There is no way to remove worms which have bored their way into tomatoes. It would be impossible to go through the millions of tomatoes which are processed into catsup and remove the critters and it makes for the most natural of all of the survival foods hitting the market.

The wild bugs and animals being enjoyed by the fast food customers are actually more natural than much of what has been passing for beef for five decades and is full of protein and other nutrients and is less fattening.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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