Bagadad, Iraq (IP) - George Bush is back in Iraq today delivering a huge load of rubber turkeys for the troop's Thanksgiving dinner. They had enough room in Air Force One for each soldier to get his own turkey.
The turkeys are rubber so there is no need for refrigeration. One source, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that after all of the trouble they went through they could have actually delivered real turkeys.
Another source thinks Bush might be in Iraq seeking political asylum. He said that when the American people finally wake up and realize there is no money left for the USA because it was all spent on Iraq that they will be angrier than a woman scorned.
He said that countries are just like like women and Bush was married to Miss USA but was spending all of his time and treasure on Miss Iraq. Miss Iraq has a big moustache and does not shave her legs nor her arm pits and the lack of air conditioning and deodorant leaves her smelling less sweet than his western love child to say the least.
