George Bush to live in Africa as "Tarzan figure"

Written by Jesus Budda

Monday, 27 August 2007

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Bush - dreaming of swinging through the trees

President George W Bush wants to live in Africa and become a Tarzan-like figure.

Speaking to The Financial Times African Correspondent, Nijume Biyahlo, Mr. Bush said: "I like Africa. And the Africanese peoples. I like lions and elephants.And monkeys. I see myself as a modern day Tarzan. I would love to climb trees and kill crocodiles. Obviously I will need to bulk up a little and learn the Africanese language but once my time as commander in chief has ended I will fulfill my true ambition to live wild".

When questioned on the difficulties he might face Mr. Bush responded: "My mom, Barbara, has been living in a tree house in our back yard for over 4 years and she has become quite the survivalist. She promises to pass on all her knowledge to me."

President Bush we see out his remaining term in office unless a better deal comes along before that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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