Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 26 August 2007

image for Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government
I didn't do it!

"Dukes of Hazard" cardboard cutout Jessica Simpson has denied allegations that she planned a coup to overthrow President Musharaff's government in Pakistan. "I didn't so it. Honest", cried Simpson.

Simpson, an avid industrialist and entertainer has long held the belief that she is the natural heir to ruling the Asian nation. "I am a power mad person", said Simpson in an interview with Playboy Magazine in March of last year."My father taught me to kill my first cow when I was just 7 years of age and I've just progressed since then into a warlord", she beamed.

Her sister Ashley Simpson is serving a 5 month jail term for organizing a failed military coup in neighboring Kashmir.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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