US Financial Empire a Giant Fraudulent Ponzi Scam Says Ben Bernanke

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Saturday, 25 August 2007

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Wall Street bankers have defrauded the world

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The world's investors now recognize that the US financial system is nothing but a giant fraudulent Ponzi scam said Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernanke in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"Yup, we've been fleecing the world with fraudulent mortgage-backed securities and other asset-backed securities for years," he acknowledged. "All commercial paper is trash too, just like our government securities and even the US dollar. The real risk is now being revealed and the system is crashing on our ears since it is all worthless."

He went on to describe how Wall Street and Washington have happily perpetuated the myth that the world simply cannot get enough US "investments."

Yet it is now unraveling, as the world realizes that their US investments are garbage. They have invested their savings into the decaying US economy with the connivance of the international banking community and particularly Wall Street bankers such as Goldman Sachs.

"Yes, the greedy Zionist crooks at Goldman Sachs are the real architects of this mess," Bernanke acknowledged.

"Goldman's pyramid of lies has hugely enriched former Goldman CEO and US Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson, whose shares in Goldman have reached $1 billion. Their fraud has been at the expense of millions of US home owners and tens of millions of pension plan investors and hedge fund investors and others around the world who were persuaded to buy Wall Street's elegantly packaged crap."

Bernanke concluded, "All those millionaires at Goldman Sachs and the other crooked bankers should give it all back to a fund to help its defrauded victims."

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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