Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Search engine giant, Google, is planning to take over the world one bit at a time. A disturbing trend has formed as Google acquires the best and brightest of the IT world, forming a unstoppable on line beast.
A report from Microsoft has stated that Google takeover of Youtube was just another stepping stone for the soon to be emperor Larry Page. In a press release made today Microsoft has declared Google public enemy number one, and has asked the UN to stop its rise to power.
Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, has stated; "Google is set to become the largest company on earth. Larry has been monopolizing the Internet through his acquisitions of Blogger and Youtube, he is planning to take over the world. They've got Google earth, they know our weaknesses and they know where you live. Join me and Microsoft in destroying our one and only enemy, free enterprise."
The report details the various ways Google is slowly spreading out like a virus, keeping quiet and taking up popular Internet technologies to destroy competition. A part of its 'take-no-prisoners' attitude it has been pushing competitors like Yahoo out of business through the use of aggressive marketing and takeovers akin to software giant Microsoft.
The search engine giant only had this to say in its defense; "Abide or die, we are the new world order. We control everything you can search and see. You're either with us, or against us, resistance is futile.". A cryptic statement from our new, nerdy overlords, Google. All hail Google.