Ricard Turns to Spike TV for Political Ads

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Friday, 24 August 2007

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Upstate New York (Reuterus) - In an attempt to secure crucial swing votes among non-Japanese Asian-Americans, Michael Ricard has decided to run 30-second political ads during the show 'MXC' on Spike TV.

'MXC' (formerly known as 'Most Extreme Elimination Challenge') features Japanese contestants being humiliated as they run through an obstacle course of potential hazards -- all the while being harassed by an unidentified hairy white dude.

Mr. Ricard, who technically is a "Yankï" by Nippon standards, is pulling out all of the stops with his politically-incorrect ads aimed at Chinese-Americans, Korean-Americans and/or anyone else who has a historical grudge against the Japanese.

Ricard faces being outwitted by rival Warren Redlich's "stick-to-it"-iveness. So his ads include a disco ball, dry ice and dancing girls (in other words, the whole 'shebang-a-bang').

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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