Australia, Melbourne (The Lies) - A shock turn around in the Mohamed Haneef immigration case where the Immigration Minister, Kevin Andrews, has been asked to leave the country indefinitely.
An Australian court has overturned Mr Andrews decision to keep Dr Haneef out of the country on "character grounds" stating that; "The Immigration Minister had no right to deport anyone on character grounds, look at him, like he's got any character himself."
The "shifty Christian" as he as been dubbed by Indian communities in England, Heathrow, he has been known to change his position on any political topic at a throw of a coin. Stating "secret information" as his main reason for the deportation, the court revealed today that his "information" was just him looking up "obscene images" on his computer.
Generally disliked by Australians for his "up him self" and "pompous" attitude, there were celebrations on the street as Mr Andrews was led handcuffed away from the court. Citing injustice, racism, pompousness and shiftness as the main reasons to deport Mr Andrews on "character grounds".
Patriotic Australians only had this to say about the minister:
"Wonder where they'd deport him to? What country would accept him? Mexico?"
Charles Winkerage, Melbourne.
"I'm so drunk I don't know what you just said. Binge drinking is awesome!"
Lisa Ho, Melbourne.
"It's good they're finally deporting him. He doesn't represent the real Australia, the beef loving, beer loving, stoned capital of the world!"
Sam Kekovich, Moron.
