OTTAWA (FMLiveWire) - Canada and Mexico will be absorbed into the United States empire under the guise of secret Security and Prosperity Partnership meetings acknowledged Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
"Selling out Canada to the USA is the whole aim of these SPP talks like we are having at Campobello, Quebec this week," Harper candidly told FMLiveWire.
"Just like Israel is stealing the remaining Palestinian land, the USA will steal Canada with the full cooperation of traitors like me in my government," Harper laughed. "My quisling government is doing everything it can to facilitate this Anschluss by that Hitler in the White House, you know, the 1938 annexation of Austria by Nazi Germany. Fascists will rule again here!"
"The dying US empire hopes to get rid of its trade deficit and solve its debt problems, dollar problems and many other problems by absorbing Canada and Mexico," he added.
Harper went on to point out that Canada is already obeying Bush's orders to butcher the people of Afghanistan to help the USA grab petroleum in Central Asia and increase its diminishing geopolitical clout.
Since March, 2005, under the direction of three senior cabinet ministers of each country, about 100 working groups of unelected officials from government and industry have been meeting at taxpayer expense implementing the restructuring of governments so that the USA will rule Canada and Mexico with an iron boot.
Meanwhile, Canada's New Democratic Party is putting up a half-assed fight against the loss of Canada to the USA.
"Harper is fast tracking the complete sellout of our sovereignty," said NDP Leader Jack Layton. "Harper is ignoring the will of Parliament and excluding Canadians from the decision-making process. The Conservatives must conduct a transparent and accountable public debate of the SPP process. I am appealing to all Canadians to join the NDP in this fight."
Harper added, "Canadians should be glad that they will become the slaves of American millionaires and billionaires. That is what US-style democracy is all about!"
Harper continued, "Hey, by the way, do you wanna try some of this Afghan smack? General Hillier supplies it to us. It is really good shit!"
--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire
