LONDON (Defecated News) - Conspiracy Productions based in Los Angeles have announced here in London today that they will be making a biographical movie of Jack Ruby, the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald, the man who killed JFK, the man who shagged Marylin Monroe.
Both leading roles will be taken by Sasha Baron Cohen who will portray Ruby in the style his character Ali-G and Oswald in the style of Khazakstani reporter Borat.
The script includes the following powerful dialogue:
- LHO: Yakzemaash! Officer, Issa verry nice of you to not poot the cuffs too tight, i like. Chen Kui. I think...there izza man...coming here...
JR: You wannabe bitch-slapped? You mash-up me main man JFK? I iz gonna pop you right now, aa'aight?
** GUNSHOTS **
LHO: Oh. Oh. Oh. (falling) Ima falling. Ima falling.
** FADE OUT **
It's not though the movie will do very well.