From the wealthy doors of Hilton Hotels, exploding news that Paris Hilton will now take part in Big Brother popular show.
In my capacity as a Spoof journalist I asked if the rumours were true, Miss Hilton replied enthusiastically:
"Oh yes. I am so looking forward to being paid for living in a coffin.... small space, taking my clothes off in front of cameras and being bitchy to other people, I can hardly contain my excitement. I am being paid a large amount of money, which I desperately need, so it is all fun and games. This is a real turn around for me. I am so looking forward to it. I learned a lot from my prison experience so this should be quite easy for me to get through. I do hope I win as I have been disinherited by my grandfather, so the money will come in handy."
I fired another question at her amid the flashing lights from the hundreds of photographers.
Miss Hilton, you don't normally get paid for taking your clothes off, and you got paid a pittance in prison, how is Big Brother different?
Giggling, taking off her pink sunglasses replied in her sexiest voice, "This is going to be so much fun and maybe I will be discovered as movie star. I am so talented but am waiting for someone to discover me, so I think this is my chance."
Big Brother reality show should prove to be quite interesting, if not entertaining.
