Paris - Oh Brother!

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

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Paris will be allowed to wear her own finery in the Big Brother house

From the wealthy doors of Hilton Hotels, exploding news that Paris Hilton will now take part in Big Brother popular show.

In my capacity as a Spoof journalist I asked if the rumours were true, Miss Hilton replied enthusiastically:

"Oh yes. I am so looking forward to being paid for living in a coffin.... small space, taking my clothes off in front of cameras and being bitchy to other people, I can hardly contain my excitement. I am being paid a large amount of money, which I desperately need, so it is all fun and games. This is a real turn around for me. I am so looking forward to it. I learned a lot from my prison experience so this should be quite easy for me to get through. I do hope I win as I have been disinherited by my grandfather, so the money will come in handy."

I fired another question at her amid the flashing lights from the hundreds of photographers.
Miss Hilton, you don't normally get paid for taking your clothes off, and you got paid a pittance in prison, how is Big Brother different?

Giggling, taking off her pink sunglasses replied in her sexiest voice, "This is going to be so much fun and maybe I will be discovered as movie star. I am so talented but am waiting for someone to discover me, so I think this is my chance."

Big Brother reality show should prove to be quite interesting, if not entertaining.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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