Written by Bubbsybub

Friday, 10 August 2007

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Shark stops major drug deal.

A massive drug deal was hindered yesterday by none other than a great white shark.

The drug deal which contained no less than 500kg of cocaine was supposed to take place on Tasmin ocean on a small 20 foot long boat.

However whilst the deal was taking place a great white shark began to bump into the boat. After several hits a puncture was made in the ships hull and the dealers had no choice but to radio for help.

When help arrived the boat was searched and the was cocaine discovered, and the criminals where arrested. They are due to go on trail for several charges of drug possession and dealing. The shark was not able to be found for questioning.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Drugs, Shark

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