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Funny story: What’s up with Rudy Giuliani's head? Somebody please help!

What’s up with Rudy Giuliani's head? Somebody please help!

Many people have been asking the question but no answer is yet forthcoming: Is there something wrong with Rudy Giuliani’s head? If the answer somehow happens to be “No”, you’d need to rephrase the question to something like: What in the HELL is w…

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Funny story: Head-widening procedures increasing among youth, experts concerned

Head-widening procedures increasing among youth, experts concerned

US experts are concerned about a steady rise in cosmetic procedures to widen the head and enlarge the eyes in mostly teen and preteen girls. Jennifer Smith is 12 years old, and she has been begging her parents for the last two years to get the upp...

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Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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Funny story: Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West returned to the states after spending weeks overseas in France. West said that he had gone to The Land of Ooh La La to get some inspiration for an upcoming album. Many U.S. music critics wondered why Kanye could not h...

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Funny story: Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

NEW YORK CITY - Jay-Z recently stated why it is that he sold his interest in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. He said that he wants to dedicate more time to his and Beyonce's newly developed product. The product is called Do Rags For The Sistas. Jay-Z sa...

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Funny story: Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey

Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey

Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by group of Chris...

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Funny story: St Ellen's Pre Season Pre Curser To Season Ahead

St Ellen's Pre Season Pre Curser To Season Ahead

It was a beautiful day in Kinvara last Saturday evening as St Ellen's kicked off their pre season against the locals with the Burren in the background and Mike Burns in the foreground. As has come to be expected for the thousands of fans who follow t...

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Funny story: Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Following a catastrophic £11,000 visit to a Hollywood hairdresser, which seemingly led to her hair breaking off all over the shop, sources close to the reality TV star Katie Price, say that they are genuinely concerned that her entire head may fall o...

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Funny story: Shipment of Human Heads Found at Airport!

Shipment of Human Heads Found at Airport!

Little Rock, AR - You know the saying "I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached." Well, that is precisely what happened last week, only it was more than one head that showed up in the Little Rock Airport lost and found department. Between 40 to 60 head...

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Funny story: Fake Head in Suitcase Gets Comedian Arrested

Fake Head in Suitcase Gets Comedian Arrested

Police are still scratching their heads over an incident this past weekend that resulted in a woman being rushed to the emergency room and a comedian heading off to jail. "It was a spur of the moment thing, really," explained Shawn (not his real n...

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Funny story: Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

The Cryogenics company at the centre of a row over the freezing of Michael Jacksons body to put in cryogenic suspension are furious at the circumstances of Jacksons death. When it was eventually clear that Jackson was dead the company tried to get...

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Funny story: Body comes forward to claim severed head

Body comes forward to claim severed head

A body today came forward in South-east England, to claim the severed head that had been found in a field there. Mr L Party, aged 108, told reporters: 'The head, with the brain, is what really makes someone who they are, without my head I had just...

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Funny story: Hitler Given Head by Woman

Hitler Given Head by Woman

A waxwork doll of the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler has been given a new head, just hours after losing it to some deranged bloke. Angela Merkel, also Chancellor of Germany immediately gave her predecessor a head allegedly saying;...

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Funny story: Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.

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Funny story: Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.

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Funny story: Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Surgeons Amputate Man's Head

Los Angeles: In an astonishing indictment of the state of American medical care, a 44 year old man from Santa Monica, CA was accidentally decapitated by his surgeons.

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