140,000 Turkish Troops Will Tour Iraq

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Monday, 9 July 2007

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A 64 sided dice? Those crazy Turks!

Wishbone, Turkey (IP) - 140,000 Turkish troops currently sitting along Iraq's border will soon enter Iraq. They carry with them games such as Backgammon, Chess, Checkers, jigsaw puzzles and countless other fun items. They will also bring along gourmet food items and drinks.

The Kurdish folks just can not wait for the good times to begin and Iraq troops as well as American soldiers are also looking forward to a well deserved break in all the action of the last few years.

One brand new game that will be included is called World War III and that one comes complete with flashing lights and popping noises and lots of toy soldiers, tanks, cannon, guns, and other delightful items. Another fun game is Flashpoint and no doubt many countries like China and Russia can get in on all the fun this one promises to create.

Back in the United States there is no telling what effect all of this will have on those playing the Stock Market game but it might be a great time to short some stocks to offset any losses the Stock Market game might experience that may come about when World War III becomes the latest rage.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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