Written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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With little else to occupy their time, UNMOVIC members rehearse the 'Macarena'

NEW YORK (WTF News) - The United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC for short), whose mandate was to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction, has officially been recommended by UK/US authorities to stand-down from their duties. The UN Security Council should provide a final decision next week.

"They have all been extremely patient waiting around," said former chief weapons inspector Hans Blix. "Everyone likes what they have done with the place. All of the files are thoroughly straightened and everyone's navels and noses are spotless. Of course, there will always be more ass-scratching to do."

When asked what they plan to do once their assignment is officially over and done with, the group replied: "We're going to Disneyworld!"

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Topics: UN, WMD




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