New York - The United Nations Security Council erupted in outrage today when it was revealed that United Nations weapons inspectors were refused admission to the Presidential Palaces of a member state.
Battle plans were being drawn up until it was revealed by an inside source that a United Nations army would not be sent to this presidential palace because there were weapons of mass destruction hidden inside and no oil. Alternative more suitable presidential palaces are under investigation.
White house officials were in outrage when it was claimed that oil had been found underneath an old taxi in the car park thereby giving full vindication for a Coalition of the willing to invade.
