Written by Smackycrackman

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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Wineberg Ohio - Stanley Fistula, who bought a fake Medical Degree from a fake University in a fake city that was in a fake state, that was in a fake country, that was on a fake planet, that was in a fake universe, that was in a fake dimension, performed a brain transplant operation at the Wineberg county general hospital.

"I have always been good with a scalpel" he said as the police carted him off.

His patient Abercrombe Hemcock says he "owes his life" to Dr Fistula. "He saved me I can walk again. I had to pay him a $350 dollar deductible and I hope my insurance pays him off. I don't care what he is I hope my insurance pays him off."

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Topics: Brain, Surgery




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