Wineberg Ohio - Stanley Fistula, who bought a fake Medical Degree from a fake University in a fake city that was in a fake state, that was in a fake country, that was on a fake planet, that was in a fake universe, that was in a fake dimension, performed a brain transplant operation at the Wineberg county general hospital.
"I have always been good with a scalpel" he said as the police carted him off.
His patient Abercrombe Hemcock says he "owes his life" to Dr Fistula. "He saved me I can walk again. I had to pay him a $350 dollar deductible and I hope my insurance pays him off. I don't care what he is I hope my insurance pays him off."
