Congressman Harry Reid has taken over Walters Reade-Reed Theater and Medical Hospital as Ceo and Chief Surgeon.
"Our first project will be the televising of Iraqi war veterans amputations on live TV. These procedures will not be any gorier than my own attacks on Republicans or the gut-wrenching stuff on the Operation channel or even the boring board game
"If the entire Congress and most of the American people can stomach 3, 000 dead US soldiers and a million dead Iraqis without as much as a squeak than our Reid-Reade-Reed Productions should be a big hit", was all Reid had to say.
Milton Bradley, producer of Operation! The Not-Yet_Civil War thinks he can merge the buzzing board game with the invisible "real"war: "Since no one in the US has seen a casualty or a funeral, we don't think they really believe there is a war, really. Thus, we can put that baldy-bean patient on the table and have the TV audience and its at home viewing counterpart decide just what organ gets yanked next!
"I can't wait for that buzzer to go off in surroundsound and watch those poor souls writhe in pain! This will be the really, real deal or no deal. Forget the banker, this show features the BLOODBANK!"