This weekend the "Brown Nose & Puckered Lips in a Bush Award" was given to Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
The Australian Prime Minister has been so allied with President George Bush, he has come out criticizing the American Congress' weak attempts to limit the number of troops killed in Iraq by attempting to put a pullout timetable attached to a funding bill, which Bush will veto before it becomes law. The American Congress isn't trying to stop the most profitable war altogether, just reduce the number of future American deaths from unlimited to 2,000 which is the reasonable estimate if an August 2008 withdrawal is scheduled.
Prime Minister Howard said: "That for the American Congress to even consider removing the overwrought troops anytime before Lord Cheney (of the Cheney Bush Crime Syndicate) desires it to be, would be a gain for terrorism".
When Mr. Howard was asked about the welfare of the troops and the innocent Iraqi people, he responded by saying: "It is up to Vice President Cheney and President Bush, they are the deciders, if they tell me to say screw the troops, that's what I'll say. If they say this war on terror will last 30 years, then I say great. I'm not paid to think, I'm paid to serve the Cheney Bush Crime Syndicate at all costs. I am proud to serve in the 4th Reich! Don't you forget it!"
Prime Minister Howard is to travel to Washington DC to receive his award for the most copper toned nose from Canberra to Baghdad. While in Washington we discovered that he will also sign deals to allow American companies loyal to Cheney and Bush to build nuclear plants in Australia, by passing Australian workers and ignoring previous nuclear ban treaties.
