Bush's Head of War & Reconstruction Plans Introduced

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

(Where The Sun Don't Shine) -- The "head" of President for 22 more months George W Bush Department of War Plans & Reconstruction, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton, has emerged from his office for a rare glimpse of his planning technique.

The Head Planner, Seymour Butt, emerged for a brief encounter with reporters en route to Capitol Hill to issue another statement announcing victory in Iraq and inspiring stories of America'a war dead that are totally unencumbered by the truth.

Butt's head's up was poorly attended by Members of Congress one of whom explained, "I have no time for fiction." Which left Butt and entourage scratching their heads among other things.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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