Bush Ripping Off Mein Best Ideas, Final Solution

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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The wall vas mein idea!

(Hell) -- Dead tyrant Cpl. A. Hitler (Homeland Guard Reserve) has decried President George W Bush's rhetoric against the elected members of the United States government and W's proposed erection of a blast wall around Congress as "the final solution."

"The final solution" is a trademark of the Third Reich und we take exception to its use by this Gerhard-come-lately Bush (National Guard & Cocaine Inspection Unit). The wall was also our idea und we want credit. He also railed against Ghetto blasters and other use of Ghetto and associated rip offs of Third Reich phrases and products listed at www.thirdreich.com, Hitler said from Hell.

Bush had no comment. Germans were on vacation. Woody Allen began wriiting a new screenplay.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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