(South Lawn) -- Borrowing a lesson from Iraq, and from his Immigration policy with Mexico, President for 22 Months More George W Bush has proposed the erection of a 6' concrete reinforced steel wall around Capitol Hill to contain Democrats and others who question his supremacy.
Bush's proposed erection is opposed by wife Laura, a recovering librarian and free thinker, and by some Germans.
Bush explained in a prepared statement as he left to attend a No Child Left Behind event in Harlem (where most children are routinely left behind), "Congress has shown its willingness to assist the enemy with a funding bill that tells al Qaida (and the American people) when we will leave the field of battle." "This is the final solution," said Bush, apparently unaware of the historical meaning of that phrase. Israelis were uncharacteristically mumm as US soldiers die to keep Israel's enemies at bay.
The Ronald Reagan library has released a bumper sticker and You Tune video of the Great Communiucator exhorting, "Mr Bush, Tear Down This Wall." Bush apparently doesn't get it and is "proud of his erection", sniffed White House insider Barney the Scottish Terrier, and Ambassador to France.
Bush loyalists in Congress and lapdogs were last seen rounding the 18th hole as they fled Capitol Hill.
