London - (Ass Mess): The fiends. The utter, utter fiends.
Police arrested six men in dawn raids in the London area today on suspicion of inciting acts of tourism offences.
The suspects had been under surveillance for some time because they were thought to be hoarding street party material such as bunting as well as pictures of the late Queen Mother and Shergar the horse that went missing.
Other allegations said the suspects were inciting others to commit acts of tourism abroad and fun raising for tourists.
TV reports in the lunchtime news said the arrests are connected to an alleged incident in a long-term pro-active and complex investigation into alleged incitement and radicalisation for the purposes of tourism, as well as alleged provision of financial support for the international tourism industry.
A spokesman for the Met today said: "Aren't ya just sickened by it all?"
Tessa Jowl is under sedation.
