Fidel Castro, was he your man? That is a question that might determine where you get to later, after life in this mortal world.
It has been revealed that Jesus has returned, only this time not to the old world Jerusalem, but to the New World Island of Cuba in the form of Fidel Castro. God's son has been here in the land of rebirth '57 Chevys and sugar cane. This time Jesus in the form of Fidel didn't just turn tables over in a temple, he closed down the casinos in Havana and attempted make all people equal in the eyes of God. He never attempted to put God into their eyes, that is not what is important. Jesus wanted his father to be impressed with people living life without corrupt motivation like fear of God. Jesus knew God's wished that people would be excellent to all his creations.
Jesus as Fidel is ready to return to his father with a report on life on earth; he takes with him a list of who was naughty and who was nice. Word has it, that famous atheist Nikita Khrushchev, not only has a special reserved seat in the Heavenly Dining room, but gets to play all God's gigs as heaven's top billed comedian. God doesn't care so much if you believe in all that religious stuff while you live on earth, so long as you treat all your fellow critters with respect, which is how to really impress Him.
Many Christians are tickled pink when they think of how they treated Fidel. Jesus has a special place for the citizens of Miami Florida.
Rapture was on the table 45 years ago, but thanks to cooler heads prevailing like Nikita Khrushchev and John Kennedy, who can't get into heaven today be cause he was a Catholic when he died, God decided to call off rapture and decide that so long as mortal women could keep their inferior men in line the world would continue to be.