Putin kidnapped and taken to the ICC?
No one saw that coming, not even Putin. The little guy was making a triumphant drive through Ukraine, had to stop at a stop sign, and then all hell broke out.
He was asked for his driver’s license, told to step out of the car, and like grease lightning, he was thrown into a van, driven to an airfield, and flown directly to the Hague, Netherlands, where the ICC is located.
He was made to parachute out of the plane and yell all the way down.
Meanwhile, his double back in Ukraine got into the same car (still warm with the motor running) and drove across the border to Russia and on to the Kremlin, where he signed an unconditional surrender to Ukraine, confessed to war crimes, signed away his billion-dollar palace, three private jets and a yacht, his Swiss chalet, and his island in the Bahamas, to pay for reparations for the invasion and destruction of Ukraine.
Once all documents were witnessed and signed, Putin’s double took a zip-line shot out of Russia and straight into Poland where he was greeted as a hero. He didn’t argue.
Set to go on trial at about the same time as Donald Trump, Putin remains mystified about how he ended up arrested, jailed, and insisting he never signed any confession even though he watched himself and the entire procedure on U-Tube several times.
Read more by this author:
