US Calls in Scooby Doo to Find Osama Bin Laden

Written by writingguy

Friday, 2 March 2007

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After months of failed attempts at locating Osama bin Laden, US military has called in the big guns.

Scooby Doo.

"We really felt it was time to get down to business, and Rambo was busy, so, there you go." said John Youngston, a U.S. general in charge of the search for Bin Laden.

Scooby and his Mystery 5 assembled for a press conference early friday morning to discuss possible strategies with the press.

"What is it Scoob? We're going to, like go to Afghanistan to look for Osama? What about t-t-t-th-th-the insurgents?" said Shaggy on Friday.

What's their motivation to join such a noble cause?

According to Freddie, it's just old fashioned American spirit.

"We love America, and will do whatever is necessary to help our country."

"Rand, Rick Reney romised me rorty rour tons rof Scooby Snacks rif we rind the rilthy rastard!"

"What are we gonna like do if we get like shot at? Like no way man! T-t-t-th-th-the terrorists!"

According to American officials, the Mystery Machine has been equipped with 2 full-scale military nukes and fifteen ak-47 hubs, just in case their mystery solving aren't enough to catch the famous terrorist.

4 hours later intelligence officers from the U.S. Military received a message from Bin Laden, clearly stating he had been caught.

"And I would have blown the U.S. up too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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