Washington - NASA officials today were celebrating winning $3billion of funding to look for Osama Bin Laden on Mars. After 5 years of searching and not even a footprint, the Saudi Embassy in Washington has advised the US government that Bin Laden left planet earth on a what is being described as a magic carpet, smoking a bong and giving the finger to white house officials as he left planet earth and departed for Mars.
With over three thousand spy satellites trained on planet earth, hundreds of thousands of troops and a spy network that is probably watching you reporter write this report, questions are being asked as to why the worlds most wanted man appears to be at large.
The Saudi embassy notified the US government of Bin Laden's whereabouts shortly after NASA officials has agreed an oil for influence trade deal with Saudi Arabia.
