MALIBU CALIF Insiders tell BEF that Britney Spears and her vagina have entered rehab. In the fastest turnaround in history she checked out in 24 hrs.
While many celebrities enter rehab for the abuse of drugs and alcohol Britney has a special problem never before addressed in a counseling facility.
It seems Britney's problem is she's addicted to flashing her vagina in public.
Sindy Collier, physiologist said, All of Britney's recent problems, partying till she pukes, having lesbian stripper sex, stem from her uncontrollable compulsion to show her yoo hoo to cameras and paparazzi. This addiction is likened to urges a heroin user experiences.
According to friends Britney has been on the binge from hell because she has been covering her urge to flash gash. She was only happy when intoxicated to the state of oblivion. When she was like that she didn't seem to care about her vagina.
Apparently, compulsive vagina flashing (CVF) or (Britney's Syndrome) is a relatively easy fix because 24hrs after checking in Britney checked out.
Of course this move on Brits part could have absolutely no relation to the custody hearing coming up at the end of February.
Rehab is for quitters.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 16 2007