Walmart Supermarket sold live Valentine babes at an all time low for Valentine's Day, and sparked a riot!! By slashing the price of a healthy, live honey to just $2 - an all time low for Valentine's Day - they caused pandemonium in all branches.
But never mind, there's still time to get down there. It's less than HALF the price charged by many High Street retailers and up to TEN TIMES cheaper than prices charged by some babe delivery firms.
The supermarket's move will knock millions of pounds off the price of buying a bit of fun on Valentine's day - but infuriate rivals hoping to make a killing.
Said Walmart babe buyer, Laurie Loads: "We want Cupid's arrow to hit the horn, not the wallet. We're making carrying off a live babe cheaper than ever before."
Walmart has also reduced dramatically the price of other Valentine's Day babes, saving customers up to $10 each on free range organic babes compared with other retailers.
All of the babes come from ethnically approved sources such as Kenya and Uganda.
And for the first time, the range will also include Big Babes from India - the first time they have been stocked by any major retailer. The huge hooters, which only grow at altitude, will provide a massive boost for suppliers in the fledgling Indian babe trade, and that's got to be good.
