Sperm bank says baby is Marshall's

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 10 February 2007

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'Up to ten more siblings for little Dannielynn'

Waco, Texarse - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A Wacko sperm bank has waded into the controversy surrounding the paternity of deceased former stripper Anna Nicole Smith's daughter by claiming that the baby is the result of posthumous artificial insemination by J Howard Marshall II.

According to a deposition filed by executors of the Marshall will Ms Smith was impregnated with her dead husband's bank deposit in order to comply with a secret codicil in his last will and testicle.

The entire procedure was videotaped by the fertility clinic's lawyers who coincidentally also act for the Marshall estate.

"And what's more, there are ten other fertilized embryos in our storage facility in case baby Dannielynn ever gets lonesome for some siblings", said the clinic director yesterday.

"Anna Nicole donated dozens of her eggs last year and the first embryo was implanted in accordance with her late husband's wishes.

"We have screened dozens of healthy volunteers who are eligible to act as surrogate mothers for Dannielynn's future brothers and sisters.

"It's what their mother and father would have wanted."

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