Written by Gail Farrelly

Sunday, 27 July 2014

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Get in there and think!

As Bob Dylan croons, "The Times They Are A-Changin'."

For years, experts had advised thinking OUTSIDE the box. Be different and unconventional, we were told. Look in areas where no one else is looking. Find unique solutions.

The problem is -- everyone who is anyone began thinking OUTSIDE the box. It's become too crowded out there. Thinking OUTSIDE the box has become the conventional, usual, boring thing to do. Like The Turkey Trot, everybody's doin' it.

That's why lifestyle expert Karen KnowItAll advises a return to thinking INSIDE the box. She has said, "You'll have the place pretty much to yourself. Look around. Kick off your shoes. Stay a while. Let those other poor suckers fight for space OUTSIDE the box."

"Try it, you'll like it," she claims.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: experts, Thinking

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