The death of Steve Jobs had a lot of people crying and depressed, but just a few hours ago experts confirmed his death was a fake.
When rescue teams found him he claimed that he faked his death because he didn't know how to tell his wife he cheated on him. He had a fake I.D. and even a history of plastic surgery!
He is now in prison for a fake I.D. and will stay in prison for the next five years. When he was found it was not immediately on the news because Steve himself was having a seizure and also and shock. So, about 48 hours later he approved to put it on the news. Of course this was 3 days ago but for those of you that don't know my name is Satire Person and this is World News.