In a massive middle finger to this great nations historic culture and values a laundrette has opened in Malaysia that is "Muslim friendly". Immediately social media went into meltdown as supporters of Britain First, EDL, BNP and BHS all vented their frustrations.
JackLADSLADSLADS66 tweeted: Imagine if I opened up a English only restaurant? The whinging liberal media would lose it's shit!
BrexitPoppies posted: What's next? Gay Muslim marriages conducted by dogs? The worlds gone mad
TerryButcherForEngland wrote: Send em all back!
Despite the laundrette not being in this country it still stirred up strong feelings among people who are desperately trying not to shout the word "nigger" at black athletes. The EDL released a statement on Friday night stating:
The constant and incessant Islamification of this country is the number one problem in this country. This country is our country not theirs or anyone else and we will not stand by and allow it to happen! We will never surrender.
Back and to the Left news would like to point out that although this is "satire" we heard a guy on the bus talking about this. He actually said "worlds gone mad" over a fucking laundrette. We at Back and to the Left news think it's a breach of our human rights the fact that we're stuck on a little Island in the middle of the sea with these fuckers.