The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 6 August 2017

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We have not only to deal with Brexit! Now we have Br-Eggs-it, Made in Holland!

There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens!

In fact, they have even adopted the infamous word "Brexit" and turned it into "Br-Eggs-it" by contaminating European egg supplies with a pesticide called, fipronil.

Holland being one of the largest producers of eggs in Europe, poor Dutch chickens, and a simple target for "Br-eggs- it'ers," have been attacked by extreme right populists in collaboration with vegans, animal rights campaigners and other extreme groups who have managed to slip the nasty pesticide into Dutch chicken's tasty meals and, now the eggs they lay are contaminated!

Supermarkets all over Europe are blaming Dutch egg producers for disturbing the egg-a day diet that many non-vegans are used to because there aint no eggs on the shelves any more! However, the conspiracy behind the scandal has yet to be exposed until Jaggedone and his imperial army of CIA infantry (Cockroach Infiltration Army) entered a chicken farm in Venlo, NL; here are his findings:

"Just like the Twin Towers, there are dark forces willing to go to any extent to destroy the world as we know it, and if it means not going to work on an egg a day, so be it! Jaggedone's CIA army observed dastardly characters in huge chicken pens spraying thousands of poor, featherless, look-a-like chickens with a poisonous fluid and, two of them certainly looked liked Boris Johnson and Geert Wilders! It was the blond hair that give it all away!"

So there you have it, yet another conspiracy theory exposed by Jaggedone and his imperial CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) there is not just a Brexit, but a very nasty Br-eggs-it, Made in Holland!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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